Saturday, 26 September 2009

hey band.

Yes, yes, yes. Would you believe it? It's me again.
I'm sure we all know that it's been a while since anyone posted anything.
In fact, the last time anyone posted anything was eons away.
Actually, I'm doing this not because I want to administer CPR to this blog.
Well, it's actually because I want to convey a message to you all.


otherwise, why would I want to post here? for fun?


One night, after having been knocked out from trying to study Geography, I had envisioned (to my sheer horror) that certain unimaginable things might become reality. A foreboding premonition, I would say.


As in, certain things may happen.

In fact, maybe they DO happen.


I took this into serious consideration, before I made the decision to post on our blog.
So I ended up taking time off my mugging regime to tell you guys this.




1. Do NOT consume any foods or sweet drinks in the band room.


This also applies for the band store.



This might be applicable from COMMON SENSE, but for fear that some of us don't have it, I shall say this once.



consuming any type of foods or sweet drinks is strictly prohibited
and punishable by the laws of the band room.


we don't want any cockroaches running around in our sacred band room, do we.

Yes, yes. We all know that foodies are yummy and have this fragrant, tempting aroma about them, and we all know that the band room/store is one of our favourite places in the world.

But we also need to take note of this - that foodies not only tempt us, attract us; it also attracts cockroaches, mice and other such creatures. Just like bees to honey.

Say, what would happen to an ignored crumb, grain, or whatever nice and flavored ends up on the ground?

I don't want to imagine.

Infested with pests and vermin...can we still call our band room a "sacred place"?

So, just take note of that. In case you can't remember not to break this time-honoured code of the band room, remember what your brain is for. Put it to good use.

Use it in the RIGHT way.



2. do NOT play BALL games in the BAND ROOM.

all right, we all heard it.

I believe we all know that many things in the band room are purchased with exorbitant prices that broke the bank.

Therefore, take the balls outside to play if you want to.

After all, avoiding such a vice is better than cure/caution/whatever you call it.


3. do NOT mess around with the vacuum cleaner.

As we all may have noticed it, there is a nice, shiny, nice, brand-new, nice, expensive, nice, multi-purpose, nice, functional, nice, portable, nice, clean, nice vacuum cleaner in the band store, stowed under the QM table (despite its inability to accomodate the thing completely, Wee Kiat has agreed to let me keep it there due to lack of space. Thanks Wee Kiat^^) which is, to put it succinctly, nice.

Hence, I don't want anyone to meddle with the vaccuum cleaner. As one of our taggers has said, "those things are expensive". I would like it if it is only put to use when the band room is particularly filthy and it needs a machine to help clean it out.



As an afterthought, please don't use the broom leaning in the corner to sweep up all the tiny little eyesores from the floor. It will only make the band room dirtier by adding all its hair onto the floor, ie. 越帮越忙, despite your efforts to help clean the band room since you can't use the band vacuum cleaner without the estate managers', or any of the leaders (ie.majors)' presence and consent (I know I didn't mention this before, so here it is). Thanks^^


So, study hard for your exams, don't let your teachers down. Study hard, you hear? Then when we come back for band, play HARDER! (without completely putting your studies aside, of course.)

I suppose that's all I have to say then.

Well in that case,


have a good evening and happy mugging!





=> Thanks, your friendly neighbourhood estate manager.